Your local auto parts gives you wholesale prices due to the
quantity of parts you purchase daily.....
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You can tell the brand of tire by the way it sounds.....
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You can tell the make, model, and year of the vehicle by the
sound of the motor.....
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You look for new unpaved roads on your way home on a nightly
basis.....
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While sleepwalking you head to the garage and change your gear
ratio.....
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You've been asked to do a commercial for Turtle Wax based on your
last mud run.....
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Your neighbor refers to you as the local Pic-a-Part.....
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Your idea of saving an endangered species means picking up a rusted
Jeep Willy's shell from the local car crushing program.....
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You tell your significant other "hey, keeps me out of the
local bar doesn't it?"
